MGD Lite

Half-day today so I've got to keep this short.

Next time you're at the liquor store, pick up a twelve pack of Miller Genuine Draft Lite. Notice that it only has 64 calories. That's about 40% lighter than most all other light beers.

Then read the find print where it says something along of line of "may not have 3.2% alcohol". While it's not bad, MGD Lite may pass for water.